scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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