I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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