The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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