He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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