No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We have started to decorate penises.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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