KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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