On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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