Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
