butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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