I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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