i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I need a beard to bite.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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