i just google imaged poop.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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