normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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