Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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