I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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