i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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