im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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