Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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