Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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