i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
