The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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