That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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