You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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