found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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