I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize