Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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