hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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