I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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