im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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