Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How does it feel to date your dad?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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