I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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