What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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