i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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