i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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