glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Randomize
