my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
ok first of all what the fuck
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