Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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