Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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