Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She needs sedatives and a leash
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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