This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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