That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
His nipple licking is glorious
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