So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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You. Win. At. Life.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I have post one night stand depression
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