You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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