OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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