no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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