i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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