i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
why is half of my head shaved?
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