i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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