I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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