Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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