your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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