I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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