so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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